Come dinner time on a week night and the phone starts ringing it is likely to be one of two people. Laura’s mum or telemarketing, most times it is the telemarketers. There are a couple of lines I like to use. The first is answering the phone with “This is me, is that you?” and when they ask for “Mr Teda” I say “No this is his Fathers Son”. It usually puts them on the back foot. This guy however has taken it to the next level.